deathbyotpin123:

They’re talking about their blorbos. 😌 (No, really, look below the cut.

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sunnibits:

I’m not ❌ dying 🪦☠️ not for that ponce 😒 and not for you 🫵 😑 so I’m gonna devise a plan 📝📈 and when we once again 🔁 barely 🤏 eke by to fight ⚔️👊🥊 another day 📆 I will VERY. WILLINGLY. OFFER YOU 🤲. THIS ✨🖕🖕✨ ⬅️⬅️ my FOOKING RESIGNATION 🛫✌️ YOU ABSOLUTE 🤬🤬 T W A T 🤬🤬

(via samuelroukin)

alleycatboy:

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

(via me1och)